MURPHY’S LAW OF COMBAT
January 2nd, 2009 From
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>From: “Mark Hayes (Navy Historical Center)”
>Subject: Re: MURPHY’S LAW OF COMBAT
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>Just a few more for our general enjoyment:
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> >>63. No-combat ready group has passed inspection.>
>No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
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>Recoiless rifles aren’t.
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>All-weather close air support doesn’t work in bad weather.
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>The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your
>jumping range.
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>Precision bombing is normally accurate within plus or minus one mile.
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>Man portable designations never say how many men.
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>Mark Hayes